Wedding season is right around the corner and you know what that means? Party favors! Whether it's for your bridesmaids, groomsmen, guests or even just for you, we have everything you need to get your party started.
Bridesmaids. You know, like Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy...
Tumblers
No not like the website! For when you're tumbling around town.
PJs
For when you're jamming out to 'Jamming' in your jammies, eating jam and getting ready to marry your man.
Totes
If they are millennials, they will totes love this one.
Tanks
What's the most obnoxious thing you phrase you can think of? Got it? Great, put it on a tank top. You have a free pass this time
Hangover kits
Included in kit: Gatorade, Advil, sunglasses, mints, an ice pack and (best of all) a McChicken and fries. Not actually, but a girl can dream.
Robes
You aren't the Queen of England, but you can certainly try to be in a silky smooth robe with your name on it
Sleep Masks
Slide these bad boys on when everyone in the room is just too ugly to look at.
Jean Jackets
Because regular jackets just aren't in your (wait for it)... genes!!
Groomsmen. You know, like the ones who lost the groom in Vegas...
Bottle Openers/Pocket Knife
For your groomsmen who aren't real men because real men use their teeth!
For manly stuff like getting trapped between boulders in the Grand Canyon and amputating your own arm. Oh wait, isn't that a movie?
Koozies
For the groomsmen who have girly, little, fragile hands that always get cold
Sunglasses
So you don't have to look at none manly men that aren't wearing these super masculine and tough shades
Novelty Socks
Nothings screams "I'm a man" like socks with the Mona Lisa on them.
Hip Flask
All the hip hipster men have one of these nowadays
Grilling Spatula
Only for the un-GRILL-ievablly real and tough men who aren't afraid to get all up in his grill.
Custom Bar Signs
Because a man isn't really a man until he has his own man cave with his name written on it. Manly!
Sweatshirts
Let's be honest, men sweat. A lot! So get 'em a sweatshirt so he can cover up his manly stank without the hassle of taking a shower because real men don't shower.
Guests. You know, like the people who are getting a free meal and free drinks...
Cups
It ain't no dixie cup, it ain't no coffee cup, but you sure as heck CAN drink out of it
Hand Sanitizer
This will come in handy when the kid sitting next to you sneezes on you during the ceremony. Not that I would know...
Lip Balm
"Wow, watching this happy couple kiss sure does make my lips feel dry."
Pens
Love "Hap-PENS" and so does.... Something else... Hm... I'm blanking...
Bags
You've got this one in the bag. No, literally. What's in the bag, though, seriously?
Blankets
When no one else will hold you, a blanket will.
Match Boxes
Great idea! But don't get any ideas...
Bubbles
Balls of soap floating through the air and popping in my eyes. Ahh, how romantic.
Mints
Did you know 9/10 people have bad breathe? I don't know, I made that up, but it smells right.
Masks
Because everyone in the large group will social distance all night wearing these masks. (ha.. ha...)
I think I will get married just to get some of that fun stuff.